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Mahesh→Mandir Aayi Ho....Accha Tum Mandir Bhi Aati Ho??

Kajal→Kyun...Nahi Aana Chahiye??

Mahesh→Tum Acchi Ladki Ho Samajh Kar Pyar Kiya Tha.,Aisi Ho Pata Nahi Tha,..Tumhare Baare Me Jo Impression Tha Sab Khatm...

Kajal→Kyun??

Mahesh→Kyun Puch Rahi Ho Bhagwan Ko Pranaam Karna To Ek Business Deal Hai?

Kajal→Business Deal!!

Mahesh→Haaa...Bhagwan Hume Doulat,Sucess,Sehat Sab De Denge To Koi Inke Pass Aayega??

Kajal→Hmmm Nahi Aayega...!

Mahesh→Ho Gaya Na Kaam Nikaalne Ke Liye Daan Peti Me Paise Daalte Hain......Sab Log Mandir Me Aakar"He Bhagwan Mera Accha Karna...Mera Accha Karna....Mera Hi Accha Karna Kahte Hain Lekin....He Bhagwan Aap Acche To Hain Na,Aapki Sehat To Acchi Hai Na Aisa Koi Puchta Hai Kya?

Kajal→Nahi!

Mahesh→Swaarth...Insaan Andar Se Selfish Ho Chuka Hai...Aur In Saare Logo Ke Sath Tum Bhi Gayi Kaam Se....
Isi Liye Na Mujhe Tumhari Jarurat Aur Na Tumhare Pyar Ki..Apna Kaam Khud Dekhlo Main Chalta Hoon Bye...

Kajal→Ye He Suno To...Ye Hello....Ruko Jab Mann Chaha Mujhe Aakar Disturb Karke Kuch Bhi Bina Bole Chale Jaoge To Kaise Chalega...Pichle Kuch Dino Me Main Kitni Paresaan Hui Hoon Tum Kya Jaano ...Kitna Sochna Padta Hai Kitni Paheliya Bujhani Padti Hai...Jabse Mile Ho Tab Se Lekar Aaj Tak Tumne Jo Bhi Waade Kiye Hain...Har Baat Yaad Karke Unhe Ek Project Report Ki Tarah Likh Kar Unhe Samajhne Ki Kosis Ki Hai Aur Mere Haan Kahne Se Pahle Hi Is Tarah Jaoge To Kaise Chalega....

Mahesh→Hmmm Phir Bhi MujheThoda Sa Time Chahiye..,Tumhare Charecter Par Mujhe Sakk Hai...!

Kajal→Haaan Ye Baat Mujhe Kahni Chahiye Tumhe Nahi!!
‪Mahesh‬→Tumhare DADY Bahut Acche Hain,Mujhe Chod Diya.

‪Kajal‬→Aakhir Tum InsaanHi Hona ...Insaaniyat Nahi Hai Kya Tum'me Daya,Karuna,Hamdardi..Aisa Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai Kya Tum'me?

Mahesh→Ham Sab TV Par Discovery Channel Dekhte Hain,Jisme 1 Sher Heeran Ka Picha Karta Hai,Wo Dekh Kar Duniya Ka Har Insaan Bhagwan Se Prarthna Karta Hai Ki Wo Heeran Kisi Na Kisi Tarah Bach Jaye,Heeran Ke Bachte Hi Khusi Se Taaliyaan Bajaane Lagte Hain,TV Band Kar Dete Hain,Aur Murgi Ko Kaat Kar Biryaani Khate Hain,Asal Me Us Heeran Ya Murgi Par Unhe Daya Nahi Aati ,Us Sher Se Wo Nafrat Karte Hain,Uska Kuch Nahi Bigaad Sakte Na..Is Liye Daya-Waya Ke Bhaasan Jhaadte Hain..
Aakhir Insaan Hain Na...Insaaniyat Ki Baate To Karenge Hi..
Chal Ghar Chalte Hain Tumhare DAD Intjaar Kar Rahe Honge.
Police→Ab Kaha Jayega Be Tu,Ab Kaha Jayega,Kaha Jayega?
Sir Aap Isaara Kijiye Saale Ko Yahi Thok Deta Hu...

‪Mahesh‬→Agar Aap Bhi Kanoon Todenge To Mujhme Aur Aap Me Fark Kya Rahega Sirr..
Aakhir Tum Log Insaan Hi Hona...Insaaniyat Nahi Hai Kya..Daya,Karuna,Hamdardi Aisa Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai?

Police→Abe Tujh Par Kaisi Hamdardi.
Sir Aap Haan Kahiye Isko Yahi Par Khatm Kar Deta Hu.

Mahesh→Yaha Par Bharat Kon Hai?

Police→Main Hu!

Mahesh→TumhariMaa Mandir Gayi Hai Na...Abhi Tak Wo Ghar Nahi Pahuchi....Hamare Hi Paas Hai......Mare Pahuchne Ke Baad Hi Wo Lautengi..

Police→He Kamine!!!

Mahesh→Plz Plz Plz Mujhe Irritate Mat Karo Hum Sab Ke Pariwaar Hain,Sentiments Hain,Sab Padhe Likhe Hain COOL Rahiye... Hmmmm
Main Department Ke Khilaaf Nahi Hu Sir...Meharbaani Karke Mujhse Nafrat Mat Kijiye.......Happyyy

Police→Youuu !!
Mahesh→Insaan Aur Uski Jaan Inki Kimat To Main Nahi Jaanta!
Kya Kha Rahi Ho?
FISH.....TUNA FISH!
Is Dharti Par 600 Crore Log Rahte Hain...
Unmese Aadhe Se Jyada Log Har Din Samundar Ke Machliyon Ko Pakad Kar Kha Jaate Hain..
Koi Ubaal Kar,Koi Tal Kar,Koi Sukha Kar,Kari Bana Kar,Fry Karke...Aur Tum Tuna Fish Kha Rahi Ho..
Kai Crore Saalo Se Crororo Machliyon Ko Tum Log Gapa-Gap Nigal Gaye Ye Baat Galat Nahi Hai...
Lakin Kabhi Ek Machli Ne Ek Insaan Ko Kha Liya To Tum Log Hungama Macha Dete Ho Haa..
Kabhi Kisi Choti Si Shark Ne Kisi Beach Par Kisi Ko Kaat Bhi Liya To Saari News Channels Par Use Dikha Doge..Uspar Jaws 1,2,3 Ye Filme Bhi Banaoge Tumhari Jaan Kimti Hai Uski Jaan Nahi.. Yedi Kahi Ki Sara Din Bakwaas Karti Rahti Hai..
Mahesh→Bhookh Lagi Hai Kahne Par Koi Khana Nahi Deta Sir..
Wahin Rs.1000 Ke Mobile Me Rs.20 Ka SIM Daal Ke 1 Dhamki Dene Par Saamne Wale Ki Bazz Jaati Hai..
Aur Wo Crorero Rupaye Nikaal Kar Dete Hain...
→I Believe In War.,Not In Morality←
Sir Jung Se Darne Wale Hi Dharm Ki Baat Karte Hain.....
Mahesh→Zindgi Ek Jung Hai...Uperwale Ne Hume War Zone Me Phek Diya Hai....Be Aleart_Protect Yourself!
Zindgime Ek Manzil Chun'na Jaruri Hai"Junoon Ke Sath Dauro...Padhna Hai To Junoon Ke Sath Padho...Gana Hai To Junoon Ke Sath Gaao,
Bina Manjil Ke Jeene Wale Ki Zindgi Murrdo Se Bhi Battar Hai,Uske Jeene Marne Se Duniya Ko Koi Fark Nahi Padta..
Yaad Rakhlo Khud Se Badhkar Yaha Koi Ram Khan Nahi,Jo Accha Lage Wo Karo,Kisiki Baat Mat Suno... Insaaniyat Ki Baat To Bilkul Nahi..
Agar Tumhara Target Hai 10th Mile To Aim For The 11th Mile...
Aisa Hath Maaro Ki Dimaag Ghum Jaye..Chal....

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